In a bid to enhance the luxury experience of first-class passengers, airlines have introduced a new perk allowing them to smack everyone flying in coach with pool noodles all while shouting, "Poors! Filthy Poors!" as they pass by.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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S. 3373 – the “Sergeant First Class Heath Robinson Honoring Our Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics (PACT) Act of 2022,”
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Governor Roy Cooper today ordered all United States and North Carolina flags at state facilities to be lowered to half-staff from sunrise to sunset on Friday, June 21, in honor of US Army Private First Class William "Hoover" Jones
Published: Thursday, June 20th, 2019 @ 12:59 pm
By: Governor's Office
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On Friday, June 21 at 10:00 AM, Governor Cooper will lay a wreath in his memory and present PFC Jones’s family with United States and North Carolina flags flown over the State Capitol.
Published: Thursday, June 20th, 2019 @ 12:05 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Congressman Walter Jones takes action and relates it to his constituents through these press releases.
Published: Friday, May 16th, 2014 @ 1:22 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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